Wednesday, May 14, 2008
what i think
it is difficult to say if this blog was necessary or not because it was a good review for all the topics we discussed in class however even though it was an easy assignment for some reason seemed like such a hassle. i would better prefer the discussion board on blackboard. however like i said the idea was good, and very helpful. as far as the first goal i do not think that i met people, however i did learn from reading their blogs. again it was ajust a review of the subject material learned in class. i also do not feel that the blog extended into class. your second goal was met because it is often said that a student only know what he/she has learned when they can explain it to someone else, and that is exactly what we had to do in most of the blogs. without a doubt you achieved this goal by making us think about what we did in class. your blog was very interesting however i nobody put as much effort into it as urself, and i do not plan on using this blog beyond this class [partially due to all the networking sites out there especially facebook and myspace. again as far as improvemnt goes i feel that the discussion board is a little easier to use because we can all post the same ideas and the class is organized all on one sheet, where it is easier to read all the replys to one posting and it is better organized i say try that rather then the blogger next class.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
workweek of a manager
I woke up monday morning and decided
It was time to get my workers united
We have stuff to get done
Before we can move on
We have projects to do
And stuff to get through
We have deadlines to beat
And new clients to meet
But by the end of the night we had failed
All my ideas have sailed
Today was such an ass kicker
So I went home and turned to my liquor
but that didn’t remove the past
on my salary the good stuff don’t last
so I hit the sack, and slept like a baby on my back
I woke up tuesday morning and decided
It was time to get my workers united
We have so many things to get through
And so many projects yet to do
I wondered how we will get through all of this
So to clear my mind I took a good piss
In the bathroom I found a white baggie
Though the contents were kind of saggy
I took the bag home and gave it a hit
Damn that was some good shit
Tonight I felt no pain
Im so glad I found that cocaine
I woke up Wednesday morning and decided
It was time to get my workers united
I called everyone into my room
They looked like they entered their doom
As I started to speak
They all started to freak
On my ideas we just couldn’t agree
None of them listened to me
I couldn’t take the stress
I had landed myself into such a deep mess
Of help I was in terrible need
Luckily I found my weed
Soon things seemed alright
I figured id call it a night.
I woke up Thursday morning and decided
It was time to get my workers united
I came in early morning
And gave all the workers a warning
I told them what I want to get done
And told them to stop having so much fun
They looked at me like I was crazy
I yelled at them for being so lazy
Nothing here every gets finished
My job will soon be diminished
My employees they just will not work
I over-heard them even call me a jerk
I decided to punish a few
And I knew just what to do
I went to the closet and got them all brooms
On the way back I picked up a pack of shrooms
I made them stay late and sweep
However I went to my office to sleep
When I got home I opened my pack
I felt like I just smoked some crack
I can’t explain in my sleep what I saw
My dreams they left me in awe
However I woke up Friday morning and I had it figured out
My plan was perfect without a doubt
I decided that I would rebel
My employees all began to yell
I lowered each and every wage
Everyone went into a rage
They knew what they all had to do
This place will no longer be a zoo
I told them they had until four
They realized I won the war
I laughed in their face
And gave them, their space
They organized little mobs
And went to do all their jobs
At a quarter till three
They entered with a plea
The work was all done
I realized I had won
The job they completed was splendid
Too bad the work week just ended
This work week had tickled my brain
But come Monday we will do it all again
And now that this poem is doneWe realize being manager is not always so fun
It was time to get my workers united
We have stuff to get done
Before we can move on
We have projects to do
And stuff to get through
We have deadlines to beat
And new clients to meet
But by the end of the night we had failed
All my ideas have sailed
Today was such an ass kicker
So I went home and turned to my liquor
but that didn’t remove the past
on my salary the good stuff don’t last
so I hit the sack, and slept like a baby on my back
I woke up tuesday morning and decided
It was time to get my workers united
We have so many things to get through
And so many projects yet to do
I wondered how we will get through all of this
So to clear my mind I took a good piss
In the bathroom I found a white baggie
Though the contents were kind of saggy
I took the bag home and gave it a hit
Damn that was some good shit
Tonight I felt no pain
Im so glad I found that cocaine
I woke up Wednesday morning and decided
It was time to get my workers united
I called everyone into my room
They looked like they entered their doom
As I started to speak
They all started to freak
On my ideas we just couldn’t agree
None of them listened to me
I couldn’t take the stress
I had landed myself into such a deep mess
Of help I was in terrible need
Luckily I found my weed
Soon things seemed alright
I figured id call it a night.
I woke up Thursday morning and decided
It was time to get my workers united
I came in early morning
And gave all the workers a warning
I told them what I want to get done
And told them to stop having so much fun
They looked at me like I was crazy
I yelled at them for being so lazy
Nothing here every gets finished
My job will soon be diminished
My employees they just will not work
I over-heard them even call me a jerk
I decided to punish a few
And I knew just what to do
I went to the closet and got them all brooms
On the way back I picked up a pack of shrooms
I made them stay late and sweep
However I went to my office to sleep
When I got home I opened my pack
I felt like I just smoked some crack
I can’t explain in my sleep what I saw
My dreams they left me in awe
However I woke up Friday morning and I had it figured out
My plan was perfect without a doubt
I decided that I would rebel
My employees all began to yell
I lowered each and every wage
Everyone went into a rage
They knew what they all had to do
This place will no longer be a zoo
I told them they had until four
They realized I won the war
I laughed in their face
And gave them, their space
They organized little mobs
And went to do all their jobs
At a quarter till three
They entered with a plea
The work was all done
I realized I had won
The job they completed was splendid
Too bad the work week just ended
This work week had tickled my brain
But come Monday we will do it all again
And now that this poem is doneWe realize being manager is not always so fun
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